Bring your wallets, your carabiner and get ready to find your inner (D)ynamic! (Y)oung! (K)nowledgeable! (E)ntrepreneur!

Sally and Susan aren’t your average suburban women. They’re business women. And they invite you to a prestigious seminar that could help you get filthy rich!

Step into the glittery, unhinged world of multi-level marketing mayhem with Fag Packet, Kheski Kobler and Holly Wilson-Guy, the award-winning cabaret and theatre double act. Equal parts corporate seminar and queer fever dream, DYKE Systems Ltd is a sharp, subversive takedown of pyramid schemes, ruthless heteronormativity and corporate feminism.

Set in the 1990s at the height of multi-level marketing mania, their seminar unfolds as cracks begin to show. Scripts falter. Smiles strain. Beneath the jargon and motivational mantras, corruption, repression and unspoken desire start to surface.

As the lies they’ve built their empire on close in, Sally and Susan must confront what success has cost them – and whether the system they’re selling will swallow them whole.

An exceptional Edinburgh Fringe debut…with whip-smart precision
5 rating
The Stage
Razor sharp…hysterically funny satire of pink washing, capitalist greed and corporate absurdity
5 rating
The Skinny
An anarchic delight
4 rating
The Scotsman

Creative Team

Writer, Performer, Creator Kheski Kobler
Writer, Performer, Creator Holly Wilson-Guy
Director & Co-Writer Lucy Allan
Producer Beth Sitek
Movement Director Barry Fitzgerald
Set Designer Shahaf Beer
Lighting Designer Benny Goodman
Sound Designer Sarah Spencer
Lead Image Corinne Cumming
Production Images Andrew Perry

Production Photography