A double-bill of work-in-progress performances.

Tea for Two by David Gibbons

What begins as an ordinary coffee break between Maria and former partner Jake, soon unfolds into something far more surreal. 

The conversation loops and small cracks appear — an unanswered phone call, moments of déjà vu, and Maria’s sudden flashes of panic — it becomes clear that there are limits to what Maria can control.

Tea for Two is a bittersweet two-hander that blends dark comedy and romance. It explores how humour can both protect and betray us, how love lingers in the every day and how letting go sometimes starts with picking up the phone.

Urgent Mandatory Training by Jasmine Ballard

Good morning, team!
You may have heard about an unfortunate public incident involving our CEO.
As we’re a solutions-forward environment: you are cordially invited to a very important must-attend Values Realignment Experience with your HR department!
What’s a Values Realignment Experience you ask? 

You’ll learn about why whistleblowing is actually quite selfish, how to communicate your issues inwardly, and how to fix your mental health in 60 seconds!

This immersive corporate training covers:
  • Whistleblowing (usually just misunderstandings)
  • Depression (a mindset issue)
  • Workplace relationships (the three of us: you, them, and us)
  • Conflict resolution (don’t)
Whatever comes out – be it laughter, tears, emotional baggage, we’ll all remain loyal to the company!
Jasmine is represented writer who loves dark comedy. She started out making
shorts with small production companies, and completed a filmmaking masters whilst
working as a Runner, Third AD and Director’s Assistant. She once won lottery funding
from for her comedy short THE DEVIL’S IN THE DETAIL. In 2025, her script
FALSE START was in the final of the Sitcom Mission competition, and performed
at two industry showcases in London. She was picked to be in the first Pirate
Productions’ Writer’s Development Group – designed to emulate a traditional writer’s
room. Her Indian heritage drives her to write varied characters, and she’s passionate
about great representation. In her spare time she likes to write on Substack about the
crushing pain of being a creative trapped in the corporate world.
Mike Bryans is a writer and comedian who works across radio, podcasts, screenwriting
and live stand-up. He has performed at the Brighton Fringe festival and competed in So
You Think You Are Funny? And Edinburgh’s Best New Act Of The Year competitions, and
is currently a regular on the stand-up circuit.