Bring your wallets, your carabiner and get ready to find your inner (D)ynamic! (Y)oung! (K)nowledgeable! (E)ntrepreneur!

A fluorescent hotel conference room somewhere in suburban America. Branded flipcharts. Bad coffee. Big promises. – Dyke Systems Ltd

Sally and Susan are not your average suburban women – they’re businesswomen. Bound by ambition and a shared belief in a very lucrative opportunity, they open the doors to DYKE Systems Ltd, inviting new recruits into a world of glossy success and limitless potential.

Set in the 1990s at the height of multi-level marketing mania, their seminar unfolds as cracks begin to show. Scripts falter. Smiles strain. Beneath the jargon and motivational mantras, corruption, repression and unspoken desire start to surface.

As the lies they’ve built their empire on close in, Sally and Susan must confront what success has cost them – and whether the system they’re selling will swallow them whole.

An exceptional Edinburgh Fringe debut…with whip-smart precision
5 rating
The Stage
Razor sharp…hysterically funny satire of pink washing, capitalist greed and corporate absurdity
5 rating
The Skinny
An anarchic delight
4 rating
The Scotsman

Creative Team

Writer, Performer, Creator Kheski Kobler
Writer, Performer, Creator Holly Wilson-Guy
Director & Co-Writer Lucy Allan
Producer Beth Sitek
Movement Director Barry Fitzgerald
Set Designer Shahaf Beer
Lighting Designer Benny Goodman
Sound Designer Sarah Spencer
Lead Image Corinne Cumming
Production Images Andrew Perry

Production Photography